With Christmas fast approaching we thought we’d get into the holiday spirit with a little parody of Clement Clarke Moore’s classic poem ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. We hope you enjoy.
The run up to Christmas
‘Twas the run up to Christmas and it’s all going crazy;
There’s so much to do and no time to be lazy.
Black Friday’s a memory, things just got real;
There are presents to locate, buy, wrap and conceal.
Decorations to put up in your office and house;
Bucket loads of Christmas cheer to espouse.
The year’s been a long one, time to tie up loose ends;
Meetings, office parties and seeing good friends.
With all the mad dashing and a business to lead;
IT distractions are the last thing you need.
Christmas is a time for easing the slack;
Not dealing with downtime or a ransomware hack.
It’s a mistake to think ‘small’ equals business obscurity;
You need to get serious about cybersecurity.
The holidays are about family for crying out loud,
Not for battling with software, telephony or cloud.
This Christmas give yourself the best gift of all;
Techsolve managed services can be yours to install.
With us on your side, you’ll have Austin and Augi;
To sort IT headaches while you’re feeling groggy.
We’re different because we’re straight talking and honest;
No jargon. No bullsh*t. We do what we promised.
We solve business problems and provide what you need;
Technology empowerment to grow and succeed.
Unlike St. Nick we’ll support you all year;
Not cause a fuss for a night and then disappear.
So give us a call for a relaxing Christmas;
Knowing Techsolve is watching over your business.
From everyone at Techsolve we wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy new year!
